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she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his

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*the following entry is rated r.
viewer discretion and graphic images ahead.

we fall for pictures like ^this on social media all the time.
well some of you,
but i’m not impressed as i once was.
when you font for the foxhole,
you start to learn a majority of these #relationshipgoals are legit scams.
relationships aren’t cutesy pictures and highlight reels.

There is ALWAYS some shit going on in the background.

folks don’t want to post when they’re down bad after flexing.
i told ya he/she/them was trash” is a hard pill to swallow after the flex.


dayane cristina rodrigues machado
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who is pictured above with her huzzband,
decided to show the world how much she loves cooking.
she needed her husband’s sausage to complete the meal tho via “the daily mail”…

A woman has been arrested in Brazil on suspicion of killing her husband before cutting his penis off and cooking.

Dayane Cristina Rodrigues Machado, 33, was arrested by police in the Brazilian city of Sao Goncalo – across the Guanabara Bay from Rio de Janeiro – on of June 7.

Officers were called to the couple’s house in the neighbourhood of Santa Catarina and found the victim’s lifeless, naked and mutilated body inside

He was identified only by his first name, Andre.

According to officers, his wife had cut off his penis and cooked it in soybean oil in a frying pan. 

They believe the crime took place at around 4 am after the couple had argued about splitting up, according to reports.

The cops seized a kitchen knife from the scene believed to be the one she used to kill her husband with and subsequently dismember him.

Machado, who was arrested, has been charged with murder and corpse desecration.

According to reports, the couple were together for 10 years and had been separated for two years, but still continued to see each other on and off.

They have an eight-year-old son and a five-year-old daughter, and they ran a pizzeria together. It is not clear if the children were present at the time of the crime.

allegedly,
this is the alleged picture via ( x scallywag and vagabond news ):

 

the story is that he allegedly tried to kill her and she cut off his sausage for cheating.
this is why i don’t admire or get insecure about most couples these days.
you never know when you’ll be like:

“WTF?!”

…as i’m sure folks in their circles did once this story broke.
may andre and his penis rip.

lowkey: was she gonna eat it?
what was the end game here?

article cc: daily mail

she was in the mood for sausage so she decided to cook his jamari fox


i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!)

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imagine a wolf enters you,
i mean really giving you ALL those inches,
and then…
he doesn’t pull out.
that’s because he legit can’t pull out because he’s stuck.
why?

His wife found out he was on the DL and she replaced his lube with super glue.

a foxholer sent me the following video and…

 

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A post shared by Dukes (@thaunderdog05)

the way he was tossing his hair in full dramatics

i mean,
you’d be acting dramatic too!!!
how in THEEEE FUCKKKK is that jackal gonna get un-stuck from him?!?!?
like,
what kind of operation does that even entail?

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imagine being so excited to get on his dick,
he lubes his dick up nice and wet,
you thrust onto him…

…and thats it.
he screams out to his mother and you think it’s because you got that good shit,
but it’s really because the skin of his dick ripped off inside your hole.
operation panic attack.

i feel like this has to be a joke tho.
super glue is not a sticky substance like lube.
super glue dries down pretty quickly and the wolf’s hands would get stuck to everything,
including his own dick before he could even enter anyone.

 

right

lowkey: now if she mixed the krazy glue in the lube…
imagine that fox having to shit?

i’m internally screaming.

i’m rubber and your lube is super glue (your dick enters me and now i’m stuck to you!) jamari fox

when “he ate the whole dick up off grindr” has an entirely new meaning

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when “he ate the whole dick up off grindr” has an entirely new meaning
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the following story literally has me font-less.
the amount of crazy that lurks within the shadows of our online worlds is scary.
hookup apps like grindr and jack’d are always such a gamble with our lives.
we have talked about the countless tales of hookups gone wrong in foxhole’s past.
i continue to pray for all the foxholers that are on hookup grind.
kevin bacon,
not to be confused with the actor…


…went on grindr for a hookup because he was depressed during 2019 holidays.
he met up with mark latunski and well…

The man accused of slitting his victim’s throat, hanging him from his basement ceiling and eating his testicles in a grisly Christmas Eve murder will return to court early next year.

Mark Latunski allegedly confessed to the disturbing 2019 killing of 25-year-old hairstylist Kevin Bacon, who he met on the dating app Grindr.

Bacon was found hanging naked by his ankles from the ceiling in Latunski’s home in Bennington Township, Michigan, on December 28.

He allegedly cut off a part of Bacon’s genitals and ate, according to court documents, which is how his parents learned about the details of their son’s murder.

“It’s gut-wrenching to hear the details and we’re beside ourselves.

It appears Bacon knew Latunski had a violent sexual fetish, according to court documents.

the violent sexual fetish was “murder”?
im confused and um…

was kevin that hard up on his choices that he chose that creature?
like,
would you swipe “come fuck me” if you saw his pictures?

that hyena was also married when this all went down btw:

Court documents revealed the horrifying details of the murder and that Latunski would sometimes stop taking medication for mental health issues.

His estranged husband told WJRT last week that Latunski “didn’t act like there was anything amiss” after the murder.

this is part really is so fuckin’ real.
you know how we all want to get fucked when we are going through something?
this is why we fuck exes or people we shouldn’t hook up with for that quick fix.
it’s similar to those who seek out drugs or alcohol.
it’s natural to crave the “feel good” endorphins and oxytocin after sex:

Myers, Bacon’s roommate, told Rolling Stone that he met up with family members and learned that someone he didn’t want to see was coming in for the holidays, so he was looking for a distraction.

That led him to browse through Grindr, where he met his alleged killer.

He turned down game night with Myers and other friends to meet with Latunski for what was supposed to be a quick hookup, Rolling Stone reported.

He never returned.

if only he chose game night over dick.
foxhole,
i know i can’t tell ya’ll what to do but please screen these candidates off these apps.
i mean we can get murdered by people we know so there’s that.
they say we are likely to be killed by the people closest to us.
i guess it’s “good luck and hope for the best” when we let folks in our lives.
stories like this really disturb me tbh.
i hope kevin didn’t suffer too much before he died.
may he rest in peace.

article cc: post

read the rolling stone article in full: here

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)

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THE TYPE OF D*CK WE DON’T WANT IN 222 (CNN APPROVED)
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cnn always has the best nye celebrations.
the reporters let their hair down and the ratchet comes flying out.
from cousin donny droppin’ it low:

to andy cohen letting it all fly out about deblasio:

andy don’t give no fucks,
do he?
well dulcé sloan,
a comedian who was hosting a segment down in new orleans with cousin donny,
 decided to share her new year’s resolution with the world…

i feels ha’h!
listen,
for my 222:

I want no CONFUSED DICK.

thats a dub.
i don’t meet many “broke” pineapples tbh.
whenever i’ve mingled with wolves,
they were always generous to me.
ima keep it 110 with you.
i don’t think i’ve ever met a wolf who was stingy with his money.
i had no issues paying or splitting the bill when we went out.
they always stopped me when i suggested i paid.

my biggest issue is they were stingy with their feelings and left me confused.
so any wolf i meet in 222 on that type of time:

Get to gettin’

lowkey: i guess the males that were interested in me were emotionally broke.
so i’ll word it like this:

I don’t want anyone who is emotionally,
mentally,
spiritually,
or financially broke in my life.

i want rich and wealthy people especially males in all areas of their lives in my exsistence ONLY.

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a hole might be a hole for you (a pipe isn’t just a pipe for me)

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a hole might be a hole for you (a pipe isn’t just a pipe for me)
inside jamari fox

one night,
one of my ex-wolf friends said he wanted to bring a thot through to my parent’s spot.
this is after they had passed and i was there alone.
he said he needed some pussy,
but was really particular on not judging him.
i was like whatever.
he brought some vixen over who was missing a whole eye.
not a eye patch involved.
they weren’t dating and i don’t know how they met.
all i know is he fucked her absolutely stupid in my parent’s old room.
she was quiet until he was stroking the life out of her.
a hole can just be a hole for most males.
i guess the same goes for this following video of a jackal smashing a crackhead

so he risked aids for some filthy box?
getting pussy behind the garbage of all things?

i knew a gay jackal who would leave his crib on the late nights,
walk around his neighborhood,
looking for random males to suck off in alleys and garbage cans.
he was always very proud to tell us the stories of who he bagged in his excursions.
the thing for me tho…

A dick is never just a dick for me

like,
i can’t go fuck the neighborhood crackhead because he has a mushroom head dick.
anyone i’ve ever let inside me,
i was 110% attracted to them.
when i think about the guys i linked with or made out with,
all of them turned me on in some way.
the last time i tried the hook up apps,
i was left traumatized thinking i caught something.
it might be a fox thing or i might be weird.
just know…

If I let you up inside me,
you had to have turned me on in some way.

even if you’re missing an eye,
tooth,
or half your lip,
something about you made me want to ride you into the sunset.


it matters heavy if we are vibin and connect on some level.
i don’t just let anyone into me or my life.
think of that as a privilege.

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am i the only one who thinks malcolm drummer is everything?

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am i the only one who thinks malcolm drummer is everything?
inside jamari fox

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised

i’m just gonna font it:

Malcolm Drummer is sexy AF to me

he was a huge cock tease too.
i was asking myself how long is gonna keep his penis head hidden in drawz?
when he debuted that beautiful penis

this was him:

x CLICK HERE

and this was me:

well after he pulled that pipe out,
he started giving out the strokes too.

x SEE IT HERE

he looks like a good smash too.
i don’t understand his relationship with his baby mama,
but as long as he looks like this:

…and don’t put his dick in his mouth saying something stupid,
because you know how these attentionistos do,

i will continue to gawk and lust.

lowkey: his pipe is too big tho.
you know i like them medium-sized.

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malik joseph and knockout show us what happens when the sex is good?

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malik joseph and knockout show us what happens when the sex is good?
inside jamari fox

*the following entry is rated xxx.
viewer discretion is strongly advised.

i’ve learned that when someone has really good sex,
it can bypass your commonsense.exe programming.
sometimes:

The sex can be absolutely terrible

it’s the connection that keeps you around.
folks with low self-esteem suffer the most with this.
it’s worst when it’s sex because it can be like a drug.
every stroke or grip makes you fall deeper into the abyss of despair.
after accusing malik joseph of being abusive,
showing cuts and scraps on social media,
knockout and malik joseph decide to do this…

x SEE IT HERE

caption: “dick so good“.


legs intertwined and moaning like he’s in heavenly bliss.
i mean,
it happens.
we see it in our real lives all the time including with ourselves.
someone gets their feelings hurt,
claims they are “over” them,
and they are back to fuckin or dating the same toxic individual again.
i take that they (we) didn’t get their (our) feelings hurt hard enough yet.
jody and yvette in baby boy is a perfect example.
we know people like this.
shit,
we been like this!

Am I the only one shocked by this situation is happening with Knockout?

i figured it’d be with one of the “straights” malik deals with on his onlyfans.
you never know who someone is sneaky linking up with.

lowkey: always remember…

It might look WACK to you,
but sometimes it means the world to someone else.

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I’M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS HIS D*CK SUCKED (yet)

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I’M NOT THE ONE WHO GETS HIS D*CK SUCKED (yet)
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i’m not the popular one.
i’m not the onlyfans star.
i’m not the muscled-down fantasy for the gays hopes takes dick.
i’m not the one who gets his dick sucked.
by that,
i mean i’m not the one that people promote shamelessly.
i’m often ignored and wonder if i’m enough.
i’m not the one who people think of first for invites or vip spots.
it would fuck with me real heavy.
i thought about it like this

I’ve always been the low-key one.
I’ve always been the dangerous one.
I’ve always been the sneaky one.
I’ve always been the infamous one.
I’ve always been the slow-burn one.

some of your favs were just like me and even you.
you think people supported them when they were coming up?
you think folks called themselves “barbz” and “hotties” when they were regulars?
you think they were getting their dick’s sucked so easily?
nope.
some of ya’ll clowned them for trying to chase a dream.
some of ya’ll ignore them in favor of others.
once they popped

Some of ya’ll shove that dick so far down your throat that they couldn’t ignore it.

thats a metaphor if you haven’t caught it yet.
it’s simply this:

Focus on you until the focus is on you.

design those clothes,
write those essays,
build that brand,
and work on your dreams.

Stop looking at people who have made it.
Stop looking at the dick suckers who are promoting for a cum-up.
Stop looking at people who came up off luck and a viral moment.

if people aren’t paying attention to you,
thats perfectly fine.
they will when you pop and then all rules are out the window.
the straightest of males will put your dick deep down his throat.
another metaphor and sometimes a legit reality.

Straight males get on their knees and suck dick every day for a cum up b.

i’m not the popular one… yet.
i’m not the one who gets his dick sucked… yet.
it’s not my time and it’s not yours… yet.
we will know when it’s time to unzip our pants.
it won’t be hard to tell.

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Protected: (for the patreon foxhole) the wolf that seems to have a degree in advertising

Protected: the comedian with the long body of work on his dick resume

when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus

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when he wanted to give you vacation d!ck over your friend at the white lotus
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I want to reframe this situation from White Lotus.

you go on vacation and you see a wolf of interest.
your friend is showing interest so you tell your friend to hook up with him.
somehow,
you all end up getting close to him but your friend isn’t closing the deal.
either they are scared or being awkward.
after a couple days of this back and forth with them,
he is showing clear signs he wants you more.
so:

You end up hooking up with him and the sex is mind blowing.

your friend doesn’t know since it happened really late while they were sleep.
my question is…

Was this wrong for you to do this?

people are saying it was fucked up in that scene on white lotus to do that.
why?????
that wasn’t a potential boyfriend.
this was some random dude on vacation that worked out all year to look good naked.
he was in the gym to take vacation selfies and get ass while on a vacation.
your friend wasn’t making their move with the meat…

…because he wanted YOU instead.

i don’t see the problem.

Maybe he wasn’t attracted to your friend like he was with you?

that has nothing to do with you so…

…and if that makes me a hoe,
then i’ll be a “happy and freshly fucked on vacation” hoe.

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