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How The Attentionisto F*cked Up (Show You How)

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tumblr_nhs7gxlRO11rtw4cvo4_r1_1280there is jay song i absolutely love.
“show you how”.
its from the “blueprint 2”.
2 of 2.
he drops gems on the right way to hustle.
well in the foxhole,
i like to drop a few gems for those who want to listen.
sure we all have to learn through actions,
but a cheat sheet from the H.F.I.C never hurt nobody.
so lets get into that jon jon lamar scandal that popped off earlier this week.
oh you didn’t hear about it?
well check the headlines in the “pineapple news”:

INSTAGRAM ATTENTIONISTO,
JON JON LAMAR,
GETS EXPOSED FOR SLEEPING WITH TRANNY!
TRANNY WAS ACTUALLY A STREET WALKER!
JON JON WAS FLEXIN WITH THE HO GOODS!
ALSO HAS FAT BUTT CHEEKS HE USES AS HIS WEAPON OF CHOICE!

…sounds interesting huh?
well i never heard of him before this week,
but funky dineva actually was the one who wrote the story.
this is what was said about jon jon:

-Lives in a luxury sky-rise in Miami

-Drives a Benz

-Has quite an extensive collection of Louboutin and Louis Vuitton shoes

-Smokes a whole lot of weed

– He’s in his early to mid twenties

-Not publicly linked to any man or woman

hmm.
well after the scandal dropped,
i came to this conclusion:

JON JON WAS A FUCKIN’ DUMB ASS

i’ll tell you why

when you are flexin’ all this cute shit,
with no career or job in sight,
it will invoke jealously amongst the common folk.
people “oh nice bro!” and “yass bitch yass” now,
but as soon as you are exposed,
everyone will be ready to load their guns for your head.
tumblr_nbqovfjP0s1r62mtoo1_400in my mind,
jon jon is messy.
he cute:

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…and the ( x honey bunz ) are allegedly exceptional,
but for the life of me i cannot understand how everyone knew his business.

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11463043^dis tew much.
how did this people have his privates as well?
obviously someone was talking or he was doing too much of it.
when you live this attentionisto life,
your mouth needs to be shut.
you shouldn’t be posting this at all:

JonJonLamar-response-e1418256548773not everything needs to be explained.
it screams insecurity.
also the people you think are your friends,
the ones who you confide in and cheer you on,
they are usually the first to send your expose full of confirmations.

this jobless good looking “i guess fox” is living in a sky rise in miami.
he is also wearing the entire men’s section of barneys or gilt.
plus he also on the gay scene heavy.
either:

a) escort

b) doing something that involves drugs or swiping

if you plan on doing this kind of shit,
get you a little part time job.
preferably at a store.
while you are working there,
you can also doing what you do on the side.
if you REALLY pulling in money like that,
there is no reason you don’t have a career established.
laziness is what kills the attentionisto.
a smart hustla knows to cover his tracks.
it kills me on instagram when i see people flossing with no job.
like how are you gonna explain where all this shit is coming from?
its even worse when you from the projects.
side eye heaven.

a_560x375as a blogger,
i can’t blame funky dineva if these attentionistos/istas are sloppy.
its our job to follow a story.
this was a story.
it didn’t help jon jon went and erased all of his social media pages either.
he confirmed his guilt just by doing that.
see i’m more understanding than others,
but either way you slice it,
it was going to come to the light sooner or later.
its best to cover your tracks earlier than be a fool later.

see the full story at funky dineva: here | here

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Justin Bieber Has A Big Pipe

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oONqE6z…according to his trainer.
i know.
weird.
you will not lie on justin bieber.
that is his legit body in those calvin klein ads.
dammit!
and like a straight wolf,
he is concerned you don’t lie on his big non photoshopped pipe either.
well breatheheavy.com learned you don’t play with bieber…

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It only took a matter of hours before the website that posted a GIF making it appear Calvin Klein artificially endowed Justin Bieber with muscles and genitalia folded like a cheap suit.

TMZ broke the story … Justin’s legal team fired off a threatening letter to BreatheHeavy.com, demanding a retraction after the site posted a GIF making it appear that Bieber was way scrawnier and “smaller” than the Calvin Klein photo would suggest.

BreatheHeavy just caved and you can literally feel the fear. The site says, “Bieber denies the photo is real, and I respect that and will believe him.”

But the site didn’t stop there, quoting Bieber’s personal trainer … who said, “I can definitely confirm that he is a well-endowed guy. I sound weird saying that, but yes.”

tumblr_inline_n2k5qsvGWW1sxw4j8well he sure told them!
his stans can masturbate peacefully knowing this valuable information.

lowkey: i know the foxhole doesn’t care for him,
but i wish trey songz would have gotten a #mycalvins ad:

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big ass dick included.

story found: tmz

Justin Bieber Has A Big Pipe
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How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)

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1483564_1376714065912103_1236625428_oso jon jon lamar,
( x the attentionisto ) who got exposed by funky dineva,
decided to post a statement for his following.
an f-bi sent me what he had to say…

STATEMENTWOW.

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“i don’t leave the house without wardrobe valued under 2,000″
he then posted this:

10919497_319597561570159_488808807_n…and said he had to “go shopping to cheer himself up”.
so one mo gin':

fake-smile-gifwell in a perfect world,
nothing would be said.
this is an attentionisto world so something needs to be said.
if his spirit was urging him to speak,
he could have said:

“the way i chose to live my life is really no one’s business.
its very sad that people have to resort to tarnishing my reputation with slanderous gossip.
i hope that whatever it is you wanted to accomplish you have achieved.
have a blessed year!”

simple and to the point.
looking conceited and common doesn’t make him come off very likeable.
unless someone leaks a foxxx of him,
where those honey bunz are getting a good pounding,
you can best believe i’m done with this hyena.13next!

How The Attentionisto Issues A Statement (Show You Not How)
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Not Feelin’ The Funk

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tumblr_mhb1uwX9eH1rbr986o1_500so i said when i started this site,
i was going to be honest about things i go through.
i would never out anyone i was dating/fuckin’,
but my struggles was up for grabs.
if you gonna love me,
you gotta love ALL OF ME as well.
the good.
the bad.
the ugly.
the funky?
since a majority of men lurk in the foxhole,
there are some things we DON’T talk about that we should.
plus i never know who is suffering in silence,
needs their “a ha” moment,
or should be aware for future sake.
now before i get into this entry,
i need to put up a disclaimer:

i am a very clean person
i am not sexually active at the moment

okay cool.
i am also prepared to be judged,
but it’s whatever.
don’t judge me like things can’t happen to you as well.
so lets get into it…

so for the last couple weeks,
i have been having this funky smell coming from my…
special place.
okay.
my dick.
it has had me worried like hell.
as the weeks go on,
it has been getting worse and worse.
it made me feeling unclean and embarrassed.
literally trying to mask the odor with cologne or bathing 3 times a day.

tumblr_m0s3v2w6L51qbpy9wyeah.
i was od.

so last night after work,
i headed to a duane reade and asked the pharmacist what is happening.

“hmm.
does it itch?”

“kinda.”

“what does it smell like?”

there is a vixen at my job and daily,
she legit smells like a fish factory.
like STINKS.
it kinda smelled like her,
which made me feel insecure,
but it also smelled different as well.
it was a weird pungent smell.

“could be a yeast infection.
that is usually the start of it…”

3812932-7690341246-2wcnz“a yeast infection?
i thought vixens only get that?”

“nope.
men get that too.”

she handed me a box of miconazole,
a “vaginal” anti-fungal cream,
and told me rub it around the head of my pipe for a week.
twice a day.

13.99.

okay cool.
when i got to the hood,
i went to the hood pharmacy and picked up:

epson salt
dettol
baking soda
anti bacterial soap

20.05

i was horny and decided to jack off when i got in the crib.
ya’ll…
the smell got WORSE.
by this time,
i am damn near worried.

“will i ever mess with a wolf again?”
“will i have to drown myself in cologne?”
“will people be talking about me?”

gFMhfi don’t want to be that guy.
stinkin’ up the joint.

i ended up using all those items and soaked in a hot bath.
as i sat in the tub,
i tried to get the smell off my mind,
but i couldn’t.
it was strong and daily,
i could faintly smell it through my clothes.

when i got out the tub,
i rubbed the anti fungal cream over my pipe.
i also took two benadryls in case i had an allergic reaction.
i couldn’t smell it anymore once i did that.

i ended up calling a straight wolf i know.
one who i know would not be immature or an asshole.
i didn’t want to call a vixen because you know how they get.
we fall out,
i’ll hear:

“AND THATS WHY YOU HAD A STANK DICK MUTHAFUCKA!”

nene-neck-roll-gif…even with some of these “perfect” gays as well.
which would require me to knock heads off shoulders.
i decided to save myself the future drama and lawyer fees.

“yo that happen to me before.
when i went to the doctor,
they told me that was the first sign of my diabetes.”

wait.
hold up.
now i didn’t even know he had diabetes.
i was really starting to worry.

“let me ask you a couple questions…
have you been sticking your dick in questionable pussy?”

i already knew the answer to that.

“no.”

“okay good so that rules out any stds.
are you drinking more than usual?”

“no.”

“hmm.
well does diabetes run in your family?”

“yeah.
my father’s side.
he also had it.”

“well when i went,
they gave me this one pill and it cleared all that up.
they told me i had a yeast infection as well.
now don’t get into your usual ‘freak out’ mode.
let me ask you one more question…
have you been taking anything medicine?”

“yeah.
this medicine from the dermatologist.”

“whats it called?”

“doxycycline hyclate.”

after a long pause…

“well my shit is telling me that the side effects of that is yeast infections.
so that could be it.
stop taking it and see what happens.”

after i got off the phone with him,
i decided to sniff around and see what i found.
that medicine has given people yeast infections.
men included.
i felt kinda relieved,
but i still felt nervous about the possibility of diabetes.
worse case scenario and i do,
will this affect my life in the worst way?
i don’t even want to put that energy out there,
but i won’t lie and say that i’m not terrified.
i’ll keep on applying the cream and watch it for the week.
i also won’t masturbate as well.
fainti woke up today and the smell was gone so that’s a good sign.
if i don’t see any results,
i’ll book a doctor’s appointment next week.
i have this fear of the doctor after what happened to my parents.
i don’t want to hear bad news,
but i don’t go,
how will i know not treat the issue?

lowkey: thank you all for reading.
i wasn’t going to write this,
but hell,
i have no shame so why get it now?
you never know what people are going through until they talk about it.

Not Feelin’ The Funk
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Colin Kaepernick Should Have Posted This On #eggplantfriday

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Screen Shot 2015-02-05 at 8.45.19 PM…or not?

lowkey: colin could get every bit of it.
he is tall with bawwwwwwwddddyyyyy.
i would have it so wet and so juicy for his feasting.
i think he is so handsome as well.
potential turn off: a bit of a hoe tho.

just a bit.

Colin Kaepernick Should Have Posted This On #eggplantfriday
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Shawn Bullard Gets Some “Ex Files” Pipe Leakage

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Screen Shot 2015-04-06 at 7.36.07 PMi might be able to predict the future.
i swear on everything i love and my life that i predict this.
something in my foxy senses said last week:

“shawn’s nudes gonna leak soon…”

…and here today,
shawn bullard from “match made in heaven” gets some leakage.
is it me or does he give anyone low key messy”?
well how did they leak in the first place?
the revenge of the ex”.
baller alert got the special delivery and this is what the ex told them…

“I use to date Shawn Bullard and everything in our relationship was perfect until he began filming his reality show.  He initially said that this was a great opportunity that he was going to take full advantage of for his businesses and that I had nothing to worry about. Things definitely changed once he started filming and getting attention from the THOTS on his show.  I’m brokenhearted and  just tired of these men not keeping it real. I really fell for Shawn and to add insult to injury he ends up picking one of those show THOTS over me…REALLY Shawn????!!! He played with my heart and although I never thought I’d have to resort to something like this…oh well KARMA IS A BITCH!  We exchanged SEVERAL nudes during our courting and he better be thankful that this is all I’m letting out…4 NOW!  Play on Shawn and I’ll let the world see you in action from the explicit videos we filmed together too!!!!  Pay attention to his tat in pics that confirms without a doubt that this  is indeed Shawn Bullard.”

and here are the nudes:
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nsfw,
and “not for straight eyes”)
hold on.
my response is creeping up on me.
wait a min…
okay here it is:
pass-out-oum mcm much?
do you see how big that meat is?

he got body and beef.
you know how hard it is to find a muscular wolf with the inches?
well the ex is stupid.
completely stupid.
that is the type of shit you keep to yourself.
the whole world now knows that shawn bullard is packin’ that steel.
he will never be single again.
so whats this:
shawn = +686970868272727273986389273921
the ex: 0
lowkey: why i feel sorry for that vixen he picked on the show?
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poor girl.
she gonna get run over by the pussy stampede.
tumblr_mnj5klQ9Qz1sp9fcho4_500do i predict a “match made in heaven 2″?
maybe.
i’ll find a vagina just so i can join.
“hi shawn”.
pictures and article credit: baller alert

Shawn Bullard Gets Some “Ex Files” Pipe Leakage
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August Alsina Has A Log He Wants You To Ride

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Screen Shot 2015-07-03 at 8.47.35 AMso it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”

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margot-robbie-carol-danvers-1well he posted a “mouthful”.
you need two hands on the shaft to hold it steady.
that “gut busta” is pretty impressive.
kudos on taking the attention off that horrendous outfit august.
here are some foxhole points:

august alsina: +10

literally?

lowkey: he wouldn’t touch me with that big ass dick,
but i would put it in my mouth.
he looks like he would be interesting bustin a nut.

August Alsina Has A Log He Wants You To Ride
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Tyga “Allegedly” Could Have Picked A Better Transexual

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Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 8.08.24 PMcan we talk about this scandal?
tyga is just fuckin’ all the way up,
ain’t he?

first: he is playing alleged “rock a bye baby” with kylie jenner.
second: he thought he was beyonce to release a secret album
third: he dyed his hair red to match those big red ass lips
lastly: he gets allegedly outed by a transexual today

like…
“L”s for breakfast,
lunch,
dinner,
and a midnight snack.
so this is what b scott got in an email to pop this scandal right off…

Transsexual actress Mia Isabella & Rapper TYGA  had [an] ongoing relationship for almost 3 years since she moved to LA. She’s down for him has been since he was with Chyna. Allegedly, there was a possible sex tape when she was roommates with a model named Capri [who was once] linked with Charlie Sheen

….As you can see they got smart and came up with a plan for if the public ever found out about their relationship using her career as a fashion stylist & consultant for his brand as the connection. In her circle they made no secret of the relationship even inviting people enter their private time together. Clearly for her he’s been willing to risk it all having made plans to see each other just a couple weeks ago and never stopping their relationship through a baby mama and alleged girlfriend. They seem to have a lot of love for each other even as she was being courted by a boxer named Jean Pascal she had no interest in.

lets get into the text messages:

…and lets get into the pipe:

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feels_cannot_rnis it wrong to say i think tyga could have done better?
she looks like she is made of plastic.
she looks like mister jigsaw.

anyway this is a mess.
judging from the texts,
it looks like he just wanted to beat each time they spoke.
3 alleged years of fuckin’,
i reckon.
there are no intimate conversations within the alleged texts.
its just “i want to see you” and “when you coming over”.
add in a few sexts and some alleged pictures.
sounds like someone’s jack’d conversation right now.
so i’m guessing she was the standard blow up doll.
what went wrong that this went public?
thats what i wanna know.
well tyga got the goons (his lawyers) and this is what they had to say:

While the photos are authentic — you can see some of his tattoos — Tyga’s lawyer believes the person he sent them to betrayed him … and used them to manufacture a fake story.

Queen-B-3-blair-waldorf-30740447-500-230good angle.
get the check signed and this can go away even faster.
tyga also responded on twitter:

Screen Shot 2015-07-07 at 8.23.40 PMwell on lighter news,
this is the most attention he has got in a while.
maybe it might push that album?
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no?
not helping?
okay fine.
i tried,
ya know?

lowkey: i wonder what caitlyn jenner thinks?
oh wait.
you thought i cared what kylie is thinking?

847bbe6042022ae0_blair-waldorf-dair-lovers-29497676-500-281no silly.
that family would marry a zombie if it meant staying in the press.

story credited: b scott

Tyga “Allegedly” Could Have Picked A Better Transexual
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Lenny Kravitz Gets Some Leakage

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6a00e54fb7301c883401156f895842970cso lenny kravitz is next in line for some leakage.
yay?
so he was performing at a concert in stockholm monday night.
in popping a squat during a song,
his pants ripped and his pipe flew right out.
see.
this is what happens when you wear nut huggers.
well the f-bi sent me the picture and well…
(NSFW,
18^,
AND “CURIOUS STRAIGHTS ALLOWED”).

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tumblr_mcbcukcVTL1qaf90uo7_r1_250ya know.
i don’t think lenny cared.
he even decorated his pipe for company.
am i the only one totally seeing that metal ring around his shaft?
steven tyler immediately texted lenny,
who posted his response to #penisgate on his twitter:

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good to see he has a sense of humor about it.

 eta: and que up the gif:

Lenny Kravitz Gets Some Leakage
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An Attentionisto Joins “Love and Hiphop: Hollywood”

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love-and-hip-hop-hollywood-cast-720x347so ive completely stopped watching reality shows.
like my whole tv line up is pretty much legit acting.
well you can say the same about reality tv,
but…
yeah…
so i was thinking to myself one day last week:

“i wonder when they will add the male gay storyline to love and hiphop?”

i thought of a scenario in my head.
the “friend who is secretly attracted to him” saga many of us relate to.
something like my “work wolf” saga.
well i guess the universe answered my question this week.
there will be a gay story line and it will be featured on “love and hiphop: hollywood”.
it features a very popular attentionisto i’ve talked about…


Screen Shot 2015-08-11 at 7.23.33 PMmilan christopher “gordy”.
attentionisto extraordinaire.

we meet again.
now the first thing i thought:

“wow his business is about to be on front and back forest.
wait til they dig up that sex tape…”

tumblr_mdjnqpKl1Q1qaf90uo8_r2_250milan has been trying to do this “star” thing for a while now,
i guess make tv history being the first gay storyline?
i don’t know who siirbrock is.

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he is cute tho.
i guess he is the best they could get.
was the wolf who sung that “boi pussy” song not available?
anyway milan’s straight wolf cast mates are not down with him tho.
tmz reported today:

The newest member of “Love and Hip Hop Hollywood” believes he’s being shunned by cast members because they don’t want to share the small screen with an openly gay rapper.

Milan Christopher has been filming for 3 weeks, but we’re told the majority of rappers on the show are shunning him. Rappers on the show include Ray J, Soulja Boy, Omarion and Mally Mall.

We’re told a number of the rappers are upset with producers for hiring Milan … not because he’s gay but because he has no cred in the rap game. They believe producers hired Milan as a “sideshow” and a “circus” to goose ratings.

Milan, who calls himself a rapper/model, has worked with big rappers, but mostly as a writer.

We’re told at least 3 of the rappers on the show have made it clear to producers … they don’t want to film scenes with Milan. They won’t show up to parties or other events where Milan is present.  

The rappers say they want nothing to do with Milan because he’s a joke, but we’re told Milan’s made it clear to producers the other rappers have made their feelings about gay rappers obvious.

tumblr_inline_n4cr8qe6LY1s3m2fohe raps?
writes?
is related to berry gordy?
#passthetranscripts
sounds like immense amounts of sociopathic fuckery.
i’ll allow it.

ya know…
i might break my reality show ban for this.
will you?
“lhhhh” makes its comeback on vh1 / sept 7th at 8pm.

lowkey: i see the fighting is coming back.
good.
you can’t remove why people watch ratchet tv.
duh.
on lighter news,
milan will get those sponsors now.
that fat chocolate foxhole is about to be on a heavy layaway plan.

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article taken: tmz

An Attentionisto Joins “Love and Hiphop: Hollywood”
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Not Feelin’ The Funk

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tumblr_mhb1uwX9eH1rbr986o1_500so i said when i started this site,
i was going to be honest about things i go through.
i would never out anyone i was dating/fuckin’,
but my struggles was up for grabs.
if you gonna love me,
you gotta love ALL OF ME as well.
the good.
the bad.
the ugly.
the funky?
since a majority of men lurk in the foxhole,
there are some things we DON’T talk about that we should.
plus i never know who is suffering in silence,
needs their “a ha” moment,
or should be aware for future sake.
now before i get into this entry,
i need to put up a disclaimer:

i am a very clean person
i am not sexually active at the moment

okay cool.
i am also prepared to be judged,
but it’s whatever.
don’t judge me like things can’t happen to you as well.
so lets get into it…

so for the last couple weeks,
i have been having this funky smell coming from my…
special place.
okay.
my dick.
it has had me worried like hell.
as the weeks go on,
it has been getting worse and worse.
it made me feeling unclean and embarrassed.
literally trying to mask the odor with cologne or bathing 3 times a day.

tumblr_m0s3v2w6L51qbpy9wyeah.
i was od.

so last night after work,
i headed to a duane reade and asked the pharmacist what is happening.

“hmm.
does it itch?”

“kinda.”

“what does it smell like?”

there is a vixen at my job and daily,
she legit smells like a fish factory.
like STINKS.
it kinda smelled like her,
which made me feel insecure,
but it also smelled different as well.
it was a weird pungent smell.

“could be a yeast infection.
that is usually the start of it…”

3812932-7690341246-2wcnz“a yeast infection?
i thought vixens only get that?”

“nope.
men get that too.”

she handed me a box of miconazole,
a “vaginal” anti-fungal cream,
and told me rub it around the head of my pipe for a week.
twice a day.

13.99.

okay cool.
when i got to the hood,
i went to the hood pharmacy and picked up:

epson salt
dettol
baking soda
anti bacterial soap

20.05

i was horny and decided to jack off when i got in the crib.
ya’ll…
the smell got WORSE.
by this time,
i am damn near worried.

“will i ever mess with a wolf again?”
“will i have to drown myself in cologne?”
“will people be talking about me?”

gFMhfi don’t want to be that guy.
stinkin’ up the joint.

i ended up using all those items and soaked in a hot bath.
as i sat in the tub,
i tried to get the smell off my mind,
but i couldn’t.
it was strong and daily,
i could faintly smell it through my clothes.

when i got out the tub,
i rubbed the anti fungal cream over my pipe.
i also took two benadryls in case i had an allergic reaction.
i couldn’t smell it anymore once i did that.

i ended up calling a straight wolf i know.
one who i know would not be immature or an asshole.
i didn’t want to call a vixen because you know how they get.
we fall out,
i’ll hear:

“AND THATS WHY YOU HAD A STANK DICK MUTHAFUCKA!”

nene-neck-roll-gif…even with some of these “perfect” gays as well.
which would require me to knock heads off shoulders.
i decided to save myself the future drama and lawyer fees.

“yo that happen to me before.
when i went to the doctor,
they told me that was the first sign of my diabetes.”

wait.
hold up.
now i didn’t even know he had diabetes.
i was really starting to worry.

“let me ask you a couple questions…
have you been sticking your dick in questionable pussy?”

i already knew the answer to that.

“no.”

“okay good so that rules out any stds.
are you drinking more than usual?”

“no.”

“hmm.
well does diabetes run in your family?”

“yeah.
my father’s side.
he also had it.”

“well when i went,
they gave me this one pill and it cleared all that up.
they told me i had a yeast infection as well.
now don’t get into your usual ‘freak out’ mode.
let me ask you one more question…
have you been taking anything medicine?”

“yeah.
this medicine from the dermatologist.”

“whats it called?”

“doxycycline hyclate.”

after a long pause…

“well my shit is telling me that the side effects of that is yeast infections.
so that could be it.
stop taking it and see what happens.”

after i got off the phone with him,
i decided to sniff around and see what i found.
that medicine has given people yeast infections.
men included.
i felt kinda relieved,
but i still felt nervous about the possibility of diabetes.
worse case scenario and i do,
will this affect my life in the worst way?
i don’t even want to put that energy out there,
but i won’t lie and say that i’m not terrified.
i’ll keep on applying the cream and watch it for the week.
i also won’t masturbate as well.
fainti woke up today and the smell was gone so that’s a good sign.
if i don’t see any results,
i’ll book a doctor’s appointment next week.
i have this fear of the doctor after what happened to my parents.
i don’t want to hear bad news,
but i don’t go,
how will i know not treat the issue?

lowkey: thank you all for reading.
i wasn’t going to write this,
but hell,
i have no shame so why get it now?
you never know what people are going through until they talk about it.

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Dick Pics Make The World Go Round

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“i know you want to see me naked.
low-key…
i want to see you naked as well.
if thats what you look like with your shirt on,
i can’t stop imagining what the whole package looks like.
the thing is baby…
i like you.
well i like what you are bringing to the table so far.
this first conversation is cool.
hell i don’t even know your last name or what your favorite color is.
i just don’t want to move so fast baby.
i want to get to know you better.
is that cool?
hello?
…um.
hello…?”

it amazes me how people are so quick to trade naked pics so fast…

the foxhole has been blowing me up these last few days.
it seems like slapmyfatty is back to their old tricks on tumblr.
( x click here for a refresher course )
well this trip of “dickland”,
they got some wolves that we know all to well.
i doubt some of them are gay/bi/tri.
i’m sure in order to get their naked pictures,
some kind of scheme was involved.
it was probably a picture.
a pretty vixen,
with some healthy body parts,
and a lethal conversation.
have you noticed how wolves,
straight or gay,
can be pretty stupid with the simple promise for sex?
some foxes as well.
we can get excited when lonely.
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i had to wonder tho…

How fast did it take for them to give up the goods?

i spoke to one of the wolves who got outed on the site.
he didn’t know until i filled him in.
he was immediately embarrassed.
from what he told me before,
he has a vixen.
i’m sure she would be pissed to know her dick is on display for the world to see.

“you was trying to get some pussy.
don’t lie.”

“no i wasn’t.
i don’t know how this happened.
i may have been hacked.”

mmmhmm.
he was more concerned with his reputation than anything else.
i can be scrolling through my tumblr,
minding my own business as i like to think,
and someone’s dick pics scroll down my timeline.
clever user names:

“baitednigga”
“gothiscockshot”
“backstorybubblebooty”

…and the like.
how did this even happen?
what did this person say to make you cum up off your dick?
if it was that easy,
then how easy is it to get into their wallet?
tumblr_mb75t61rQj1qmfh3weveryone is moving so fast these days.
the last wolf i met was over me in an hour conversation.
that was also the last time i was on jack’d.
it started out great too.
he seemed great.
well he got mad because i wouldn’t send him a picture of my tail.
why?
his excuse is he drives from connecticut to jersey for work.
i know you’re wondering what does that have to do with anything?
well this pineapple told me if the picture is nice,
he will stay at my crib between trips.
he also said he know i would let him because he looks good.
needless to say i’m sure he slept at rest stops because he wasn’t staying here.
he did look good tho.

tumblr_mb75v66t5C1qmfh3wthis will never stop tho.
this is a new era of dating.
well “fucking”.
if people would stop letting their hormones think for them,
they wouldn’t be in predicaments like this.
its one thing for your crazy ex to out you,
one who was so good at ear hustlin’,
but a virtual stranger you haven’t even met?
they were able to get you out of 7 pictures of your private parts?
sometimes even a video?
i don’t know whats worse:

the outer or the outed.

one person’s life is so slow they have plenty of time to do this.
the other person wants to move so fast,
they feel they have no time to do it.
either way…

shame.

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Victor Cruz Gets Some Alleged Pipe Leakage?

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Screen Shot 2015-09-26 at 9.32.02 AMwell god has blessed me
and i’m sure he has blessed you.
spanish papi and baller wolf of dreams,
victor cruz,
got some alleged pipe leakage for us.
its seems slapmyfatty is on a “role” these days.
get it?
okay corny joke i know.
well here is what he had to offer us.
allegedly.
btw:

nsfw
18^
not for straight eyes

okay lets go…

so these were the first set:

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peep the contacts box.
now go to his instagram.
now the “happy ending”:

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so the middle of that long ass remote vic?
thats where you start?
okay…

tumblr_mb757aCzVE1qmfh3whmmm.
yum.
like some of the typical spanish wolves,
he isn’t that long,
but he is very thick.
i would still take it tho.
his body does things to me.
i guess this confirms he may allegedly cheat?
either way just my opinion.
3050135-inline-cruznodit definitely isn’t truth.

lowkey: is slapmyfatty pretending to be a vixen?
the real scandal will be if he was doing this as a guy.

pictures credited: slapmyfatty

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Justin Bieber Gets Some Peen Leakage

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Screen Shot 2015-10-08 at 10.17.52 PM….and all the beliebers are touching themselves as we speak.
why?
justin bieber got some leakage today.
he was on vacation in bora bora with his alleged model vixen,
jayde pierce.
well he was going into a pool,
naked as he was born,
and the paparazzi got him.
allegedly.
before we go down…

18^
NSFW
NOT FOR STRAIGHT EYES

now thats out the way,
here ya go…

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ZkZrapUsoooooo….

Is anyone else impressed?

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Baller Wolf, Tevin Coleman, Gets Some Leakage?

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Screen Shot 2015-10-27 at 7.58.42 PMdark chocolate.
plays with balls.
baller wolf.
my 3 favorites!
well everyone meet tevin coleman

quick run down from his dossier:

a: 22
h: 6’1
w: 205
f: tinley park, il
so: straight
t: atlanta falcons
p: running back

some kodax of our dear tevin:

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tumblr_mb75dcY08p1qmfh3whe looks like he got a black belt in beatin’ up some pussy.
he has that “look” in his eyes.

sign me up.
well it seems slapmyfatty has got some competition.
an f-bi sent me a tumblr,
by the name of “the perfect baiter”,
managed to scoop tevin’s alleged pipe leakage:
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x LEAK 1
x LEAK 2

yum.
the first picture looked very “after smash”.
can we find out who took it?
thanks.
either way:

tumblr_mb7603oNZl1qmfh3w“hi tevin”.

pictures credited: the perfect baiter | tevin coleman

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August Alsina Has A Log He Wants You To Ride

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Screen Shot 2015-07-03 at 8.47.35 AMso it seems like everyone gets these random “calvin klein” ads.
they aren’t professional photo shoots,
but they are “look at me in my draws”.
like ( x this one ).
well august alsina wants to put his bid in.
i guess this is the perfect entry for “eggplant friday”

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margot-robbie-carol-danvers-1well he posted a “mouthful”.
you need two hands on the shaft to hold it steady.
that “gut busta” is pretty impressive.
kudos on taking the attention off that horrendous outfit august.
here are some foxhole points:

august alsina: +10

literally?

lowkey: he wouldn’t touch me with that big ass dick,
but i would put it in my mouth.
he looks like he would be interesting bustin a nut.

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Pre Baller Wolf, Chris Jones, Came Out at #Combine

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Screen Shot 2016-02-28 at 4.49.45 PM…and not the “coming out” you may have had in mind.
everyone meet chris jones.
he is the pre baller wolf for mississippi state.
well while doing his 40 yard dash today at the #nflcombine,
it seems he couldn’t stay in his pants.
this happened courtesy of the nfl network

for those who rewound and paused a couple times,
because you are my foxhole,
then you already know i come with the still:

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angelina-jolie-maleficent-gifswell someone is about to gain a lot of new fans.
nothing says “follow me right now” like an accidental peen leak.
no matter how it happens.

video courtesy: nfl network | deadspin

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When “DICK” Calls

Dwayne McKell Has More Leakage For Our Review

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Screen Shot 2016-04-27 at 10.56.10 PMso the foxhole has been on the move since the last entry.
we have new foxhole lurkers as well.
*waves to the forest dwellers*
it seems like dwayne mckell has been a busy wolf.
i thought he was trying to be a rapper,
but clearly doing “dick 4 dollahs” has been his hustle.
he has this connectpal situation where he charges animals for nudes.
i thought the first video from the last entry was okay,
but clearly you all thought differently.
it’s bad when karaoke watches it and says:

LOLwell i was sent in a few more videos of dwayne for your review.
this is:

NSFW
18^

ready?…

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X READ MORE ABOUT DWAYNE’S SEX TAPE SCAMMIN’

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well the wolf is trying.
“E” for effort?
no?
okay.
he may need to update that “high school stroke” to “college dorm”.
maybe?
i dunno.
well at least dwayne is nice to look at

B9ISKp2IQAAWPJNhe was clearly “trying to be pornstar” in the “doggy” one tho.
the vixen had nice cake.

lowkey: i hope the other attentionistos i’ve posted can fuck.
ain’t nothing worse than a fantasy who can’t satisfy.
ugh.
i’m gonna have nightmares.
when i think of good “attentionisto” fuckin,
i’m seeing something like these:

x FIRST

x SECOND

and for “us”:

x LAST

all videos credited: dwayne mckell | @stillconnectin

you got an attentionisto you want to share?
even a celeb?

you know how to message me.

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Screen Shot 2016-05-19 at 10.26.36 PMfoxhole.
let’s talk about tashaun gipson.
he is the nfl baller wolf who played for the cleveland browns,
but now he plays for the jacksonville jaguars.
judging from ^that picture,
you would think he was single and being an attentionisto.
nope!
he is allegedly involved and has two cubs.
so allegedly,
tashuan has been a little thirsty for some side vixen hole.
he sent a vixen reader of “industry on blast” all his meat to entice her,
but she decided to blast him all their website.
okay.
he sent her a video,
pictures of his meat,
and a shot of his pay stub.
i’m starting to see the dehydration.
the following is:

NSFW
18^
ONLY FOR THE CURIOUS STRAIGHTS

ready for it?…

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VIDEO:

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that is some thick meat.
yikes.
“mouth only”.
best of all:

tashaung

BcD5dQR

i always love those god fearing wolves tho.
they always got some secret in the shadows.
bad enough,
he has his cubs and the baby mama all over his ig.
no bs,
but tashaun is kinda sexy tho:

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25
5’11
205
leo
straight
birth: san bernadino, ca
position: free safety

hmm.
you know i like them fine,
paid,
and a little dumb.

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tumblr_inline_n7mthjob0O1sfquyphe must have been real thirsty if she had to blast him.
i can’t see why she wasn’t trying to ride that pipe into the moonlight,
and maybe get some kind of debt paid off,
but i’m sure there is more to this story.
you already know there is.

lowkey: the baby mama…

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well…
at least he has his own “becky with the good hair”.
i wonder what the vixen who spilled the meat looks like?

pictures/videos credited: industry on blast | tashun gipson

 

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